To Do List

• Get an art degree. Ask people if they would like fries with that.
• Major in philosophy. Ask people WHY they would like fries with that. 
• Marry a guy named Jessie. Have a girl named Stacy. Become Stacy's mom and Jessie's girl.  
• Buy a parrot. Teach the parrot to say, "Help! I've been turned into a parrot." 
• Change iPod name to "Titanic." Download new songs. Be amused by the fact that the Titanic is syncing.  
• Put sign on door that reads "Dumble." 
•  Boycott shampoo. Demand real poo.
• Break personal record for days without dying.  
• Find out what color a chameleon is while it's on a mirror. 
• Buy Connor a mirror.*
• Make elaborate Hogwarts rejection letters. Put in mailboxes of the neighbours who have kids.
• Play hide and seek in Ikea. 
• Write essay.
• Live forever or die trying. 
• Get a dog. Name it Curiosity. 
• Find a sleeping mosquito. Make a buzzing noise to wake it.
• Find out what that mysterious ticking noise is.  
• Place an empty guitar rack in a public space with a sign that reads, "Free air guitars!"
•  Invent time machine that only moves forward at normal pace. 
• Find a deaf person. Have them take a video camera to a forest and cut down a tree.  
• Complain about how everything sucks. Do nothing about it. 
• Attach a sign to a manhole that reads, "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle tryouts. Inquire within.
• Close browser window. Get a life.

  Most items on this list are from Grouchy Rabbit. They own the copyright. If they want, I'll take this down. Until then... Some of these are actually do-able...

*The real lyrics to that BoyGeorge Song